DUCKA-DUCKA ST

One sleep till PARTYING IN DARLING HARBOR!

Cant wait to see my Frew and catch up with some old mates from school & church!
Got a call from the nutbag last night while she was in the duty free shop asking what type of vodka she should buy to down tomorrow night as it was cheap as CHIPS! She said in the slight NZ Accent after being over there for the past 3 weeks! :)

GLAD YOUR HOME WOMAN!

Last night was SO damn funny! Emmy & Ando came over and ems, being the entertainer that she is, put this child-proof (prob something kylie knicked from her work) power point plastic thing with 3 spikes in her mouth and it looked SO DAMN funny!! going to post a picture of it in a sec...

Then watched Team America.. and found out all the puppets have AIDS AIDS AIDS!

And saw a puppet vomit the most disgusting and hugest amount of Green goop EVER!

Top movie if you have a warped sense of humor.. Monty Python fans... you'll love it!

PS- Bringing back my girls some KRISPY CREAMS!! BEST EVER!!
GO THE GLAZED DONUTS!
mmmm donuts.............

Look at this sexy beast!!! ;) 

GO TOM!

Dear Diary.... well another CRAZY weekend...

ROUND UP.. NO RODEO.........

# TOM! :)

# Way too many wines at home with good convo with good people

# Dancing the night away till the sun came up with the Sharnster at Birdies!

# Rockin on to Wolffhaven at The Waterloo

# Atempting to walk home over the Story Bridge at 5:20am. SO COLD!

# Getting Nose Periced... blowing nose = BAD!

# Double Blacks at Sharni's place dancing and random flashing!

# Drunk Emma! SPEW SHOE! ;)

# IRA IRA! Care of Lanz & Ando

#DAMN mouse running across my foot in the kitchen! Lanz & I both screaming the house down, while Ando stands at the door laughing, Kylie runs downstairs thinking we are all being murdered, and she then atempts to kill mouse with broom stick! HARD CORE!

# Yummie Calzone! mmmm

# Perving on VIN DEISEL!

# Sharni pouring apple juice into some randoms mouth who was passed out on the ground with his 2 mates laughing at him!

# Many times over ' GO AWAY'!

# Champion Michael at Birdies quote ' Its like flies to $hit'

Good Weekend.. Minus the Mouse incident..

3 SLEEPS TILL SYDNEY WITH FREW!!! ROAD TRIP!

Inskip a ring a rosey!

CAMPING ROX!

Apart from the 2 old farts camped beside us and the chain smoking pot head alco on the other the weekend WAS GREAT!

So much tannage, jokes and 4wd was done! Along with Bush walks and cruizing up to the sand blow!

Pictures to follow.. but it went a little something like this -
Friday night - Sharni and I cruised up to the Morayfield big BP to meet Paulie, Lanz, Drewby & Ando where they got a feed, we got some ' STAIR WAY TO HEAVEN' ice-cream.. YUMBO!

Head banging in the car with 'THE BABY CARRIER' hee hee Sharni & chatting to Truckies via the CB - BRADY BUNCH REJECTS!! hee hee

And singing over the CB with Drewby and his car crew! :)

Found a GREAT camp site on the beach, pitched our tent.. MY NEW TENT once we figured out how to get the damn thing up (thanks Drew & Paulie :P ) then got the pyromaniacs to it as they built a great fire and the marshmallows came out! :)
Chatted and went to bad.

Saturday - Woke up, after keeping Sharni awake all night tossing and turning on the mattress.. to THE DAMN CROWS sitting above the boys tent! DAMN! :) And the sound of the ocean! :)

Had some brecky and we HIT THE ROAD JACK! Went into town, got some more fuel, let the tires down and headed up to rainbow beach!

Found a SICK swing and did some TWIST, SPIN AND JUMPS over sticks! haa haa yeah sounds pretty stupid I know,., but its SUCH a funny game! :)
Went back to the camp site, made some lunch and sat on the beach and TANNED ALL AFTERNOON! :)

Headed up to the Sand Blow to watch the sun set, which was AMAZING! And then headed to the Rainbow beach RSL for a feed.

Cruised back to the camp site after having a perv in the pub and almost stopping off at the backpackers to make sure they where all having a good time ;) went back to the camp site to BURN MORE WOOD! :)

Had some marshmallows, and Sharni, ROXY & AXELE and I went down to the beach with some blankets and pillows and watched the shooting stars.... the boyz came down and we all huddled together as it was FREEZING!
Came back to bed as random dog woke us up on the beach barking ( note pot heads dog) and went to bed.. some random suilette was done lol and sleeping was had..

Sunday - Woke up, Sharni was already up, got out of tent in PJ's, hair messy as, eyes still trying to focus, and unzipped tent.. and 'HI MEL'!!!

It was Kylie and Emmy drove all the way up from Brisbane to see us and hang for the day! IT WAS SICK! And I think between the shock, surprise and excitement and still being half asleep I burst into joyful tears!

Yeah crazy I know! But as they say things always happen for a reason... there was a HUGE spider in our tent and Kylie came to save the day after random SCREAMING and a bag being flung out the tent door! :)

Basically sun baked all day.. might have been some topless tannage aka Lanz! hee hee and Kylie and Sharni went over to Fraser Island for a few hrs thanks to a horney old ferry driver! hee hee as Kylie found a lovely new friend on the way home.. a DEAD PUFFER DISH THAT HAD EXPLODED! :)

Emmy was sleeping, ando was near the fire and Lanz & I where out in the sun, we packed up and cruized home.. meanwhile looking forward to some chocolate coated 40 cent cones from the Gympie Mackers, there where none so we missed out.. but passed a crazy accident on the way home.. thankfully none of us where involved...

# PANCAKES

# HELLO... MRS PALMAHORN??

# MUSHI MISHI

# THE BABY CARRIER

U guys will know what I mean! :)

Thanks for a SICK weekend of camping groovas! :)
xoxoxo

Rainbow Beach! 

More More Tannage 

More Tannage 

Tannage! 

Sharni & Paul at our swing 

No speeding tickets for us!! hee hee  

Shop de do da day!

Last night... Sushi we did and shop we also did for CAMPING 2NITE BABY YEAH!

Apart from not having a tent and Sharni and I going MENTAL with the frikon traffic on the way into the city today, a nice relaxing weekend of 4wding, fishing, tanning, and PERVING ON HOTTIES IS ON THE HORIZION! :)

But back to the biff, the following picture is for mature audiences only and for those who can picture Madonna... in a film clip of hers... a very old 80's one... prob when we where all still asking our mums and dads those... HARD questions about the birds and the bees, and trying to sneak into 15+ movies....... Madonna bought out this little ripper of a film clip... and displayed in the picture below, is Paulie trying to reenact those historical moments -

PS- BRING ON THE SURFIES!

ITS THE CONE BRA! LOOK AT THOSE SEDUCTIVE EYES PAULIE! :) 

EMBARRASSMENT PLUS

SHORT BUT SWEET....

WALKING THROUGH THE QUEEN ST MALL WITH SHARNI AT LUNCH TODAY...

TELLING HER A STORY ABOUT SOMETHING RANDOM...

WAVED MY HANDS AROUND IN THE AIR..

POOR MAN BESIDE ME COPPED A FIST TO THE GROIN...

RED FACED MEL SAID SORRY...

THEN RAN INTO THE NEAREST SHOP SHE COULD HIDE IN...

SHARNI SMILE EAR TO EAR!

ALMOST FORGOT

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS I ALMOST FORGOT!

# SHARNI BEING A NUGGOT... GOING UP TO SOME RANDOM TELL HIM THE MC DONALDS HE WAS EATING WAS NOT VERY HEALTHY.. HIM OFFERING HER A NUGGOT.. SHE GRABBED IT.. SHOVED IT DOWN HER FACE HOLE AND RAN AWAY! HEE HEE

# LANZ AND ANDO PASHING AND SOME RANDOM GIRL STARING AT THEM... LIKE.. RIGHT UP NEAR THEIR FACE!

# PAULIE RUNNING INTO THE LADIES LOOS ON THE LOVE BOAD WITH A QUEEN WALKING OUT!

# DREWBY DANCING WITH TIGHTY WHITIES ON!!

# KYLIE GETTING HIT ON AT DOMINOS WEARING A LUV BOAT HAT!

# BRUMBYS PIES! :)

# MANY MANY HOT BOYS ON LUV BOAT! ALL GAY

# SHOPPING WITH LANZ ON SATURDAY NIGHT GETTING V'S, SEE BABY CRYING... LANZ LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS.. 'SLAP'!
HAA HAA OOHH THE HUMANITY!

Valley Feista & More

Lordy!

That's all really that sums up this weekend just gone of total CRAZINESS!

OK,, the beginning... Friday arvo, came home... washed hair... cleaned house and watched a little of BB05 With Lanz and Emz.

Drove out to the airport to meet Sharni where we drove to The Manly to meet up with some of Sharnis mates... Me dressed in my awesome School jersey, homie jeans and uggboots... sure as hell was turning heads... BOGAN! :)

Drove Dana into the city after some drinks where downed, and then went back to Norman Park & crashed and burnt at Sharni's.

Woke up to some groovin cartoons on Saturday morning and headed straight to a Fete Sharni's old work was putting on. Bought a few goodies, did a painting, then headed to the shops.

Had some great Sushi & then I left to go to Stacey & Vaughan's Baby shower!
Played on the play equipment at the park, caught up with old work mates, have a great time on the swings & Slippery slide with Mya and Casey, then headed home to get ready for Valley Fiesta!

2 VERY STRONG Vodka & V's later, we all piled into Andos car and took off into the Valley and parked at Lanz Work.

Some random displays for nudity and screaming in the car, and me giving Ando the 3rd degree about Lanz, almost having a drag on his cigg, Sharni chatting to some security guard about WHERE THE LOOS WHERE, pouring a whole bottle of spumantie into 3 apple popper containers... Sharni SCULLING one of them :)
Evermore was AWESOME! The Mall was PACKED! People everywhere! Was great! Sharni saw one of the dudes she went to school with in Toomby!

We hit up Elephant and Wheelbarrow after Evermore was one, and from then on.. its kinda a blur.... The night went really fast.. I remember being in a car park alley thing and then waking up at 5:30am thinking.. WHERE THE HELL IS SHARNI??
I woke up Kylie and she explained to me what mischief had been had, none to which I was blog about... and we headed to Makkers for some Hash Browns.. mmm.. they hit the spot!

Came home, went back to sleep.. woke up, hang over about to hit.. had a shower, woke up and sobered up... then drove over to Sharnis place where we laid in bed all day.. feeling not the best... and tried to sleep for the awesome 'ISLANDER PARTY' that was to come in the arvo!

We woke up and cleaned up and headed into the city to meet Ando, Lanz, Drew & Paul for the party.

IT WAS AWESOME! Drew danced, we sipped Sprite very slowly, chatted, laughed, took some photos, joined the konga line, ONE of the group got hit on in the toilets... WHILE THIS PERSON WAS IN THE TOILETS!! :) hee hee
We then got one of the bar dudes to get us down an inflatable vodka cruiser and headed home...

Went to get some pizza, saw kylie get HIT ON AT THE ATM BY RANDOM DUDE GO KYLIE!! Got random SMS from nice ' GET IN THE CAB AND GO HOME dude :P
the watched hotdogs get evicted and slept.

another AWESOME weekend! Cant WAIT for next weekend INSKIP HERE WE COME

TANNAGE HERE WE COME!

As long as the CYCLONE winds go away... it will be great! :)

xo Melza

Crazy Pics taken in cars on way to Valley Feista! 

Shanster sculling spumantie after she knicked some chicks hat in the Valley Mall at Evermore! 

OPEN IT UP!

Sushi for lunch with Sharni.... shopped in the mall...

Chatted to Emza on phone, emailed Lanz all day...

Got big weekend planned.... EVERMORE ROCK

Stace is having baby soon...I'm blonde... change's happening tomorrow.. maybe...

My I-River is driving me insane!.. I dont like Commander....

Getting free Gallaz shirt tomorrow from Chermside..... I love the Simpsons...

Tom Cruise is a werido.... Kripsy creams are the bomb!

'BABY BABY BABY .......YOU ARE MY VOODOO CHILD.. MY VOODOO CHILD!

This is the last one crew!! The Decider!! COME ON QUEENSLAND!! 

I have been on hold for the last 30mins.. this is what I wanna do to Samgung.......... hee hee 

MELBOURNE - ADELAIDE TRIP

OK, THIS POST IS FOR SHARNI!

WOMAN YOU HAVE TO COME!

END OF POST

:P

hee hee One of Sharni's many awesome Emails! :) 

Weekend Oh beach! - No hospital!

Colum Beach.. after driving past Mooloolaba and Lanz asking.. 'WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING??"

We rolled up to Colum beach to watch random surfies at Perry's Point, and to bake in the sun for 3 hours in hope of a nice tan!

And Tan we did... Lanz is burnt on one side! hee hee kinda like a half cooked fish fillet! Crispy on one side, and still frozen on the other! haa haa
Ok, enough stupidity now,.. But yeah had a great day at the beach, then took off to Sunshine Plaza where we shopped, and subwayed!

Went to come home as we where catering for Emmz mums 50th, to find.. that my Pro-lock.. works REALLY WELL as it would NOT come off!

Sitting in the car park.. not knowing what to do or how the hell to get this blast pro-lock off! I began getting frustrated.. and called my old man to get some advice!

Thankfully, he has the same problem with his one for the Landcruiser, so he gave me some tips on how to wiggle the key to make to thing unlock! IT WORKED! And we where on our way to freedom!

On our way home, traffic struck,.. and Lanz THOUGHT we past a car with 2 hottiez in it.... our lane stopped.. they past us.. and NO NO MEL HAS AWESOME TASTE COMPARED TO THIS TOMFOOLERY! :)
hee hee

(PUNT TO LANZ considering my taste is always laughed upon... this hit woman was a SHOCKER! If your into Hill Billy- cow poo smoking, 2 teeth, can open a beer can with chopper in the front, I keep a pitch fork in my back pocket, I enjoy eating hay and the smell of chook poo kinda blokes! )
hee hee
Catered for Emmz mums 50th Saturday night.. was SO funny! Had a great night! Emz was getting high on shotters, as well as Helium filled balloons, inhaling helium and singing The Beach Boys songs and Queen!! :) hee hee

Sunday.. got a funny random call from Ginge... which consisted of a 5 second yell fest of.. ' TWISTER' hee hee.. glad you had a good weekend matey! :)

Woke and went straight to Chermy! Shopped, came home.. bludged... saw hot boy who lives a few doors down washing his car... with shirt off... NOICE! Too bad about the Camry tho! ;)

Went and saw Mr & Mrs Smith.. mmmm Brad! :)

Came home, got Cold Rock, and Lanz and I drilled Ando about the way the Male brain works when it comes to such subjects as Sex, Drugs, Rock and roll & relationships!!

Was a rather eye opening experience.. learnt a few things I didnt know... Men who work in construction... we found out.. speak mainly of the one thing.. but then again... is that what blokes talk about in general?? ;)

I know when ever all us chicks get together,, we usually do!! hee hee

So the book men are from Mars & women are from Venus book is really a load of Trollope! Our brains really do work on the same wave length.. and we discuss the same stuff... just at different times..... and for us it usually involves jokes from either Emmz or Drewby about straws and blow holes!!! hee hee

oohh the humor! so dry.. so dirty! hee hee love you guys!

xoxoxo

Not sure what the point of this is... was found at Colum.....hhhmmmm 

Perrys Point at Colum Beach....... 

Paulie found 'MEL' Branded into his Vodka Cruiser.. A sign maybe??? :P 

Would you trust this boy? hee hee I'll bring the band aids! :) 

GALLAZ TEE

OMG I JUST WON A GALLAZ TEE!!

GOTTA PICK IT UP FROM CHERMY NEXT WEEK!

HOW TOTALLY RANDOM!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

WISHING YOU ALL MANY TAX RETURNS!!

Welcome to the New Financial year! On this Hot AS winters day! :)

No more sleeps till the weekend!

Movies 2nite... yippee!!! BEACH TOMORROW!!!

Life is good......