"Dear John'... Tee Hee

A young girl on a one year training course in South Africa recently
received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they
could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,
cousins etc.

In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other
pictures of petty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57
photos in
that envelope....along with this note..

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Mary

Burnie Burn Burn!

Ouchies! Sunburn... not my friend... Paul Frank is.. but not sunburn!

Little snippet about the weekend just gone.... Friday night.. Frew and I went to a meeting over in Mt Gravett... apart from trying to keep Nutta AWAKE.. I was fiddling with everything in my hand bag to keep me occupied due to a short attention span.. and a very boring speaker... the dude knew his stuff.. but he was just NOT on the same wave length as Scoobs and I... but one of the chicks that came with us summerised it to us in about 10mins,.. and it made it HEAPS easier to understand!

Saturday... went up to Burpengary for a bit... hung out at the PLAZA! HA!! :)
U know why I was there! :)
And then cruised round to Frews for a little laze around out the back by the pool and the canals and did some tannage and gossiping!
Went to Spinnerkas for dinner with my family and some mates with Nutta, and sused out the new Crab and Steak House at Woody Pt.. that looks SICK and then went and said G'day to Emz and Kyz at Micolinis then went back to Frews where a bottle of wine was downed, chatted on the phone to Ginge, Emz, Sharni etc... then crashed and burnt!

Sunday was SICK! Apart from seeing a little China Man almost drown from not knowing how to swim at Caloundra, it was AWESOME!
The poor little man was being taken out into the ocean by a Rip and his family was on the beach VIDEO taping him laughing and smiling! Not knowing the poor dude was swimming for his LIFE!
The Life Guards where all of 15 and had NO clue the dude was in trouble!
Lucky some blokes in a Boat came round to make sure he was ok, and he got back to a sand bar!
Sheesh a bit of excitement!
Had a little picnic on the beach, went for a shop into some surf shops along the Esplanade... has some of the BEST Galitti and Ice Cream EVER and went for a little walk up to the shops after some SERIOUS tanning!

Some UP Words was played.. PS C#@T IS NOT a word Frew!! hee hee
oohhh good times!! hee hee
lets just say there where MANY EGGS Around on the trip home!! hee hee!!

good weekend.. BETTER one yet to come! BBQ Up the coast this weekend! YIPPEE!! AND MORE NZ WINE! WOOT!

XOXOX

WHAT THA? 

FRIDAY HORAY!

OK.. well the only bird.. EVER that I really dont like... well... its on the boarder line of hatred really... apart from the fat bird my parents have would have to be MAGPIES!

Those frikon birds will not stop SWOOPING me!

MISSION - This weekend... invest in a potato shooter... teach birdie a lesson he wont ever forget...

blah

Oh My God Becky!

Ook... where to start... apart from being TOTALLY EMBARRASSED infront of my work mates on Friday night for reasons to be never EVER mentioned again... this weekend has been fairly laid back...

Too shamed to type anymore... leaving it at that.,... note to self.. never EVER start drinking on a Friday afternoon at 1pm with work people and keep going till 9:30pm.. bad bad BAD!!

Cant go to work tomorrow... need to find new job.... oh LORD!

Then again,,, it could be worse..... cannot remember what was said from about 5-9pm... hhmmm... thats a long time... oohh well there is always the Dole!

Going for jog now....

Weekend O nuffin

Well not much to report for the weekend just gone!

Friday night.. Bummed with Frew, Sat went to visit the rellies and headed out to camp... met some mates from school and found out some of them have had babies! OH LORDY!

Cute as pie tho!

Went and visited Mutti and Vaughan to see Cooper! SO cute!

And then went home for an early one sat night.. the FIRST early night in I cant remember how long! So that was nice..

Sunday.,,.. cleaned the house... washed clothes, vacuumed.. then went to visit Frewby and watched LADDER 49!

Good Movie!

Then came home... so.. in a nut shell.. nice and relaxing! Saving all my partying for THIS WEEKEND!! PAY WEEK YEAH BABY!

BRING THAT ON!

Many many wines this Friday night after work at Jade Buddha and several other places I'm sure! Games of pool.. maybe.. good games of pool... prob not! :)
Then back to our place for MORE Barossa Valley and St Hallets Wine! mmmm
never tasted so good...

After having a few weekends off the mass boose after the Islander episode.. time to get back into the spirit of things... preferably White Rum... Malibu!

Kylie has a new car! YAY FOR THE REDNESS THAT GOES FASTER! :)

Sharni is up the coast cruising on Jet Skis! SO JEALOUS!

Lanz is cruising as usual and I'm at work going MENTAL!
Damn Audit time!

Bloody Government! Fish and veggies 2nite for dinner... new sofa Friday!
Petrol prices SUCK!

Desk is messy... and I need new jeans!

Roger....

OOHH ALMOST FORGOT

http://www.thirstymerc.com/GIGS/
CONCERT IN FEW WEEKS!

MUD BULLS & MUSIC

HEY GROOVAS!

MUD BULLS AND MUSIC IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

SO IF WE WANNA CRUISE UP THERE WE HAVE TO BOOK TICKETS ASAP!

TO CAMP UP AT LANDCRUISER PARK ON THE FRI-SUN WITH TICKETS TO GET
INTO THE ARENA ON THU NIGHT - SUN, THE COST IS $135.00

BUT FOR ONLY FRIDAY NIGHT - SUNDAY $110

http://mudbullsandmusic.com.au/

NOVEMBER 3RD - 6TH!

CANT WAIT TO HIT UP THE 4WD MUSTER, RODEO AND THE CONCERT AGAIN THIS YEAR!

YYEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!!

BRING ON THE SPUMANTIEE!!

HAPPY BDAY PUNNAINI-HEAD!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOES OUT TO MY LITTLE

BRO PUNANI-HEAD aka Dave

AS HE TURNS A BIG 21 TODAY! YAY

I REMEMBER THE DAYS.. WHEN WE USED TO THROW REMOTE CONTROLS AT EACH OTHER... CATCH LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD (not realising their tails would fall off ) ... RIDE OUR BIKES DOWN TO THE BEACH... PLAY CRICKET WITH LEMONS.... PLAY CHASEY ROUND THE HOUSE WITH RANDOM DOORS BEING SWUNG INTO OUR FACES..
OOHH THOSE WHERE THE DAYS!! ;)

HAPPY BDAY LITTLE DUDE!! :)

XOXOXO

LITTLE GREEN FIRE FAIRYS! 

HANG ON.. THATS NOT A FIRE WORK? 

MORE PINK! 

THE TOPS OF THE BUILDINGS SURROUNDING OUR LITTLE SPOT! 

PRETTY PINK.. JUST FOR SHARNI! 

SOUTHBANK LIGHT UP.. GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR RIVERFIRE! 

BEGINNING OF THE DUMP AND BURN! ITS A BIRD.. NO.. ITS A PLANE... YES!  

FIRE WORX AT SOUTHBANK! 

FIRE WORX! 

The Bridge in Brisvagas is all alight .. little did the people on the bridge know they where about to be SMOKED OUT! :) 

DUMP AND BURN BABY! 

" Yo Jelly Man "

Friday night - Cruised up to my parents - found out that my little Jacki has been PERMANENTLY booted outta the house due to a nice little SURPRISE my Dad stood in on the front door runner at 5:30am which he was not too happy about!

Watched 'Day after tomorrow' .. awesome movie! Then slept! ....

Saturday - Had a nice big sleep in, and then jumped into my Zuk, cruised back to my place with my brother, and then hoped into The Cruiser to go down to Goldy to visit my grandparents.

Went to their new house for the first time and Nana was walking round showing me the place and is as proud as punch!

Did crossword puzzles with Grandad, gave him some Fathers day pressies, cruised to the shops, then came back to watch Finding Nemo! Man that movie is SO awesome!

'YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS THRILL ISSUES DUDE!' Love that turtle! :)

Saturday night - Oldies dropped me off at Sharnis joint, just as Frew and her where cruising down to the bottleo!

Grabbed some Double Blacks, then waited for Lanz & Ando to arrive and then RAN to the train station... but we where too slow.. the Double blacks where slowing us down! :)

So Sharni ran back to get her car, and we cruised into the city to watch the fire works!

Up in her building, with a few other people as well... we all watched the F-1/11 fly past with about 30mins of fire works! IT WAS AWESOME!

With the Crown Towers behind us and people yelling, and whistling it was so awesome!

The after the fire works.. a few games of hide and see in Sharnis office, 4 double blacks and wine later.. some random phone calls where made, chatting to the security guard, so ransom flashing ( what's a night out without random flashing! :P ) and hickys as usual.. we hit the STOCKY!! Dancing, drinking.. shooters, and stepping on glass was all had... sorry crew about the port office.. will never EVER forget my shoes again! :)

Frew and I cruised home after we met some other people out at the Stocky, and we headed straight for.. THE PANCAKE MANOR!

This time thankfully not too many weirdoes but still the BEST place to get a feed at 3am in the morning! :)

We cruised back to Sharnis place as her and Lanz & Ando & Clint kept on trucking!

Sunday came and hang overs where had... not too severe tho but sleeping on and off till about 12 was the Sunday routine for Sharni, Frewby and Me...

Went home, and watched DVD's all day and had an early night!

Bit of an exciting weekend but Big Camp is next weekend so that should find for a few interesting stories!
xo

THINGS NOT TO SAY....

Note to self -


TOP 4 THINGS NOT TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE -

1# All my friends are slowing down and I'm getting lonely

2# I want to settle down and have kids ...

(FOLLOWED BY)

3# I want to buy a house soon

4# I cant wait to get married.. I love weddings...

oh my GOD!

Now don't get me wrong... I don't wanna sound like a cynic.. everyone wants to settle down one day... buy a house,, have the 2.5 kids, have an awesome wedding.. but MAN ALIVE.. DON'T SAY THAT TO YOUR DATE ON THE FIRST NIGHT!

Point Taken!

I GOT INDY FEVER BABY!! BRING ON THE GOLDY, THE SURF, THE CARS AND THE HOTTIES! :) 

What a cute little car! George St in the city today! Ready for the Indy Cars! 

MOFO

OK, before I get onto last nights antics, Last weekend... I cant really tell you much about it apart from I was totally off my chops.. along with lanz, Sharni and hald the Islander Boat.. AND IT WAS AWESOME!

It was Sharnis Bday party and apart from passing out in the Bathroom for about 1hrs... if not more... not too sure... it was the BEST party ever!

Frew, Lanz, Ando and I all rocked up and met up with the Sawyer crew, and then hit the bar! Kinda wishing now I was DD or something, but hey... 'when I was 17!

Anyhow, we met the Bucks party off the Nova Wedding Crashers and basically hung out with them all night... Some random PHOTOS where taken of Lanz and Sharni doing some.. mind boggling things to the Groom to be... ( I Will leave this one to your imagination ) and many dances/head banging was don't to the awesome cover band on stage.

When we got off the boat, I was found.... and Lanz was waiting in the gutter for Kylie the gem to come pick her up! :) Frew and I cruised with Pete and Matt ( 2 of the bucks) and we hit up The Stocky with the Sawyer Crew!

We then took off into the mall to get some gum and bartered with the poor little News agency man for 10 cents off a packet of Life Saver Chews..!!!

We then went into Creasers and ... which was surprisingly better than I expected.. and said good bye to the boys, and then headed to go home.. once we got into a cab.. Frew and I realized it was 3:30am and we where STARVING! So.. OFF TO THE PANCAKE MANOR WE GO! :) We did a lap of Brisbane and then sat down to one of the BEST meals EVER! :)

Met a few colorful characters in the Pancake Manor...slimy.. 'get a hair cut and get a real job!

And then at about 4:50ish shared a cab home with some blokes from Brighton and they where the funniest bunch of twits ever! Apart from trying to get Frew and I to Pat the driver on the head cause he was bald.. they where total nobs! And so funny!

Then slept most the day Sunday .. watched DVDS.. had Baskins... and just bummed around all day! WAS GREAT! :)

Ok,.. so to last night... Went out to Race Course rd to have dinner and shared a pizza and chips with the Shanster... while Lanz had battered Fish, Emma had the Salad.. and Renee had some squid thing! But the food was great! The services.. a little too great... As Sharni would put it.. RUN!!! :)
hee hee

The manager was TOTALLY HITTING ON HER! And kissed her hand and put his arm around her and to cut a long story short.. was being SO slimy it wasn't funny!
So Sharni with her bad cough TRYING to put him off didn't work, so she ran.... hard and fast!

Quote for the night ' I DIDN'T SCARE HER OFF DID I???

hee hee oohhhh WOG!
xoxoxoxo ;)