Oh my lordy!! This ones for you Boz!! these are SO yummie!! mmmmmmmmm the nuggety goodness!!! I LOVE Bradsnax! as you can see settlements have already polished off HALF the packet!!  

OH MY GOD BECKY

Ok... SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Lady on the train this morning... had bigger BUSHIER Mo then Merv Hughes!

Someone needs to be cruel to be kinda!

But man... that's just freaking weird!

Weekend update lada....

MORE SPAM!

Imagine what could happen if the kings weren’t able to father.

Now there wouldn’t be anyone to rule the world.And the civilization would have died many centuries ago.

Maybe they used herbs that are enclosedin Spermamax and thus had no problems with fertility function.
Maybe this can be a way out for you too.

When she swallows your sperm with Spermamax it’s like she’s having a dinner.

It’s very filling and healthy.

Be popular among chicks with the amount of your sperm. Try Spermamax.

Thanks for this one Ando!!! LOVING IT!!! :) 

Ohh Lordy!!! Below is a SPAM email I received today!! and NO I am not a member of internet Porn!! ;)

Subject: Spermamax will make you cum like a giant.

Return-Path: gtmnzrpvyds@hotmail.com Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 21 Feb 2006 00:40:21.0187 (UTC) FILETIME=[651E5130:01C6367F] Date: 21 Feb 2006 10:40:21 +1000
With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm.
After you try Spermamax, she will be able to take a bath in your sperm.Spermamax will make your sperm restless.

Double Island Point.. right near our Rock Spa! 

Jam Drops!!! MMMmmmmm.... we look drugged! Them Cookies GOOD!!!!! :) 

Bush Walk up to the Sand Blow... or otherwise known as the "Blow-Hole" 

FIRE FIRE FIRE!! 

Double Island Point Saturday!! PERFECT waves!!! 

Sand Blow!!! 

Inskip Hoy!

SUN SUN AND MORE SUN!!

What an AWESOME weekend... minus the sunburn now that is a little stingy... IT WAS AWESOME!!

Friday night - Packed the car and drove off with Frew and Sharni to a SURPRISE DESTINATION for Scoobs! Not knowing the Boyz and Lanz where also planning on coming too!!!

Had the CB's cranked... pretended to pick up some RANDOMS on the CB (Full knowing it was Drewa and Paulie) rocked up to the BP and TOTALLY surprised Scoobs with Drew, Paulie, Dave and Lanz!

Grabbed a feed... then took off to Inskip!

Set up camp... sat around chatting then hit the hay!

Saturday - Slept on the most COMFORTABLE AIR BED EVER! and got up and made some brecky! Headed to Rainbow beach to fill up and use NORMAL HUMAN toilets... got TOTALLY bogged... no longer have much of a clutch... but then came round for a Swim with the others.... Dad, Mum, Gloria and Graeme came up in the Landcruiser and we headed off to Double Island Point...

Did some 4WDing and almost got air born off a little sand cliff thingy... scared the HELL outta the girls! teehee! sorry nuggots!

Went for a swim... walked around the rocks.... dodged the Blue Bottles... saw turtles MASSIVE ones... dolphins and surfies!! OOHHH YEAH!! HUBBA HUBBA!

Got a tan.... the boys walked up to the light house... took some photos... went to the Cherry Venture... which there is NOTHING left of!! then cruised back to the camp site and to the RSL for a feed and few drinks!

Grabbed a carton of DB's oohh yeah and headed back to camp to drink! Made fire - thanks Paulie - and toasted marshmallows... drank.. laughed.. drank... toilet stopped... drank.... and drank a little more!!!

Sunday - woke 5:30am.. MASSIVE dry pasties so got up later on and drove to rainbow beach... got SO TOTALLY BOGGED on the way home.... some little 20yr old came with his truck and dragged us out... meanwhile we where all in our pjs... bikinis.... etc after digging the sand out from under the car...
there was a nice little audience of about 15 blokes... sitting on the hill with their camping chairs and stubbies!

Hit the beach later on that day for swim and tannage then headed back home...

Cleaned up at home and hit BASKIN AND ROBINS with nutta!! OOOHHHH YEAH

Now at work.... going to BINGO tomorrow night!!! Must be sure to remember my wig, emu cream and walking frame!!

WOOHOO!!

4 sleeps till scoobs leaves!!! NNOOOO DONT GO!

xoxoxoxo

Must have this!! 

"" My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f * * king red mark on his
forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond ring...... ""

I GOT A DOLLAR... I GOT A DOLLAR... I GOT A DOLLAR HEY HEY HEY HEY!

Lanz, Stace & Kyz! 

wtf? REAL mature! 

Smell & Pem! 

Bali Reunion Girls! 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Well on the Eve of the most ROMANTIC day on earth... I'm spending a LOT on Valentines day... on... the most important man in my life...

My Mechanic!! ;)

Fixing up my little Zuki for the weekend taking Frewy and the crew up the beach for some sun, fun and VODKA!

Hopefully this time round tho there will be no pot smoking alcoholic smelly old feral man camping beside us with obvious teeth problems, odor problems as well as toe nails as long as the Sydney harbor bridge!

So on a happier and cleaner note... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

And... have a wine for me Myra!! ;)

xoxo

BALI TRIBUTE

lAYZIN @ THE POOL 

Bali Traffic! ode to be on a scooter! :) 

Squished in a cab 

Bali pool night!!! LICK, SIP & SUCK! 

Bali Auy Brecky! First day hitting the shops! 

BINTANG! (blerg!) 

BALI TRIBUTE!!! Kuta Square 

Self Photo by my little Ledies! 

Bali Ayu! ROCK ON WITH THE MONKEYNESS! 

BALI HOLIDAY

Ok girls and Boys... it has OFFICIALLY been 1 year since our departure to Bali!!
For 10 days of drinking, beach, dancing, shanagains and CEE CEE!!! hee hee

2nite will be the girls reunion with random drunken calls to Bali Ginge for sure!

Starting off the night is dinner at Jade Buhda, moving onto cocktails ANYWHERE and then DANCING at random places.... prob where there will be HOTTIES!! :)

Updates Monday.... hopefully not with a hang over!

xoxoxo

Hello Possums! 

WINE IS BANNED!!!

WINE IS NOW BANNED FROM TOUCHING MY LIPS EVER AGAIN!

Friday night - i TOTALLY wrote myself off like a stupid 15 yr old drinking as many Vodka cruisers as possiable in 30mins.... and yea.. one thing lead to another and ended up with me in bed.. sleeping by 9pm!
WHAT A LOSER!

Anyway... a MASSIVE thank-you goes out to Sharni and Frewy for looking after me... LOVE YOU GROOVAS!

Saturday - slept in.... hung over... all day..... ate pizza watched Pearl Harbour....

Sunday - Cleaned the Geebung house and moved... swam.. Thaied.... Slept...

Now working.. really hard as you can see...

Water tastes grose today.... blerg!

xo

GOOD-BYE TO MY LITTLE WOMBAT

GOODBYE MY SCOOBA!!

THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF WORKING FOR THE QLD GOV!

WE WILL MISS YOU!

WE WILL TRIP OVER TO NZ TO HELP YOU BAT OFF THE KIWIS
AND BRING OVER MANY MANY JARS OF VEGEMITE! ;)

LOVE YOU LOTS NUTTA!

xoxoxo

 

DUKES OF HAZZARD!!