HJ's 30 cent cones! Im talking about the Ice cream foo!

Grabbing a 30 cent cone seems to be becoming a ritual for Jonno and I every Saturday night after the speedway and just before we hit the town!!

Yet again another fun/DB filled weekend!

Saturday night was a CLASSIC!!!!! Emz rolled round to Jonnos place where we were getting ready to hit the town and meet up with Simon and have a dance! WELL little to say 15 D/B's where had on the train and in the house! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY and we met cowboy Chris who became out mate for basically the rest of the night....

Ran into Emz mate Zak in at The Beat and Jonno and I cruised off to The Mustang Bar!
FULLY SICK yet again! Not really sure what happened for most of the night but IT WAS RAD! I can tell you for sure there was much dancing, drinking and running into HOTTIES!

Lets jus say one SA boy was a little scared when a certain QLD girl grabbed his arm and yelled "LETS GO DANCE" and it was all over for the rest of the night.

Jonno was off making more friends with Simon as they where both bumping into people they knew left, right and centre!

Woke up Sunday morning after getting home at 5am to BLOODY CROWS! I HATE THEM!!1 GGRRRRRR oohh well cruised to Lanas Bday party at Jade Budha and had one of the BEST STEAKS EVER!!! Could have been due to the fact we had not eaten all day.... it was still GREAT!

Had a Baskins and then cruised to Emz!
oohhhh the weekend 'o' goodness!!

And ONLY 4 SLEEPS TILL SCOOBS IS HERE!!

LOOK OUT COCKTAIL PARTY!!! HERE WE COME!!

XOXOXOXOXO

Nelson, NZ, man trying to sell leg online

Update: He has just been offered $4000. This was done through the New Zealand radio station, ZM which gave him $20,000 of advertising after he spoke on their station, Friday.

Original Story -- Nelson man Shane Torrance is trying to sell his leg that got amputated because of diabeties for $3000 (NZD) to help his daughter, who also has diabetes.

He posted it on TradeMe (http://www.trademe.co.nz) but it was removed within a couple of hours of it first appearing online. It is against TradeMe's terms and conditions to buy and sell body parts on their website.

Shane Torrance could also be charged for trying to sell his amputated leg under the Crimes Act or the Human Tissues Act.

He said he kept it because "I'd had it for 42 years".


**Now thats FCUKED UP**

GAME ON MOLE

BBBAAHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA BEAT YOU JONNO!!!

OOHHH YEAH!!!

Well another weekend where im STILL TOTALLY ROOTED FROM DRINKING AND NOT SLEEPING!

Worked Sat night .... this time with nice people!!!And hit the town with Jonno & Simon... TRYING to drag Lanz along but with no avail.. seeings she was stuck at Karaoke.....
Couldnt get into Family or Birdees, but MUSTANG BAR IT WAS!!! OOHH YEAH!!
Jonno made best mates with TIMMY the dude who was wearing the same shirt as him... and up-chucks, double blacks and Jager Bombs where had.... prob too many really.. but IT WAS AWESOME!!

Danced danced and danced... made best mates with some people at the loos.. as you do!!! Mens toilets where used.... random weridos....

Sunday.. HUNG OVER!!!! OOHH LORDY!!!! Went to a party with Lanz then BBQ out at the beach!!! oohh yeah another massive one!!!

week been slow... GOD ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY!!

But on a happier note.. the crew are off to WOODPECKERS!!!

To watch the Mighty Maroons take to the Blues with an axe in 2nites first state of origin game!!

OOHH YEAH!!! BRING ON THE HOTTIE HOT HOT FOOTY PLAYERS!

BETS ARE GOING 20-1!!! HEE HEE That was for you Emz and Frew!! ;)

xoxoxo

wwwrrrroooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok.... its the final count down!!!

Only 17 sleeps to go till my nutta is back in Brisbane!! YAY!!! I CANT WAIT TO HIT THE TOWN WITH YOU CRAZY NUTBURGER!!

Ok,... so the happening of this weekend just gone... Friday night, went round to jonnos place... had double blacks and chatted with Emz, Simon, Lance, Kell and I think that was it... from what I can remember!

I think there was random " check out my calf... wow... look at mine.. and my arm muscles.. oohh yeah.. they are teeny tiny!!" haa haa dont ask!

Saturday FUTERAMA!!! LOVE IT!!! Bender shits a brick!!
Went into work for a bit to clean out my inbox.. HOW LAME IS THAT! Then cruised over to the speedway for a night of DAGWOOD DOGS and CHIPS! lol

Got a bit of extra $$$ and then cruised home FINALLY after driving around all OVER the PLANET trying to find a feed from a place that was open.. HEY JONNO!!!

Sunday mothers day, cruised down the Goldy for the day. BBQ with rellies and mate some new crew. best trifle EVER! Thanks Pam! Love your work!!! yumbo!

now at work... hitting the town this weekend! oohh yeah!!! ps - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMBO!!! 26 TODAY! Bring on the white chocolate cake!!

HOW GOOD IS WHITE CHOCOLATE!! OOhh yeah! and those little flakes of chocolate they sprinkle around the top of it... oohh yeah!!!! HEAVEN!!

IN WITH PEACE OUT WITH LOVE!

xxooxox

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WELCOME TO BLISS

MUNCHA MUNCHA MUNCHA

Another weekend of total shanagians!

First the highlights... LANA BEING TOTALLY PISSED OFF HER TITS!
I’m sorry Lanz... but I have to take this one and milk it for all its worth!!
It’s usually me and you and me together and I never really get to appreciate the "SOMEONE GIVE THAT GIRL CPR" stories!! teehee

Firstly, leaving party for some co-workers in the Valley..... Still on Drugs from when I was sick last week, found out Champers and DB's are not the best mix for these medicines. But oohhh well all fun and games until SOMEONE LOOSES THEIR SUNNIES!!! But the Hurley Jumper was kept close to my heart! :)

Had dinner then hit some seedy club in the Mall where one of the guys we work with was playing up the front... chatted to some Pommy guy for about 2hrs about Scotland and how my best mate is there etc.... then was dragged away, given another DB and then shot home with another co-worker, drove through Makkers, then cruised home.

Saturday slept in! ooohh yeah! Sleep good.. oohhh so good! woke up to birdies singing and the sound of a wipper snipper! Watched some DVD's then cruised over to Lanas place, hung out then hit the town with Stace and Lana to meet up with Emz, Lish & Kel for Bday groovin!

By this time, Lana was "OOHH I LOVE YOU,..... MEOW..... THESE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SONZBERRIES" due to wine wine and more wine!! teehee
oohh I love it Lanz!

Danced at the Beat while being TOTALLY teased by HOTTIE HOT HOT Gay men! NO FAIR! Then Stace saw her first drag show! AND LOVED IT!
Then we hit the straight and full of young hotties Mustand Bar.. I know what your thinking.. THE MUSTANG BAR!! WHAT A DUMP!! Well it used to be... but now... apart from the floor being as sticky as all hell, it’s not bad! and some good tunes also!
After a CERTAIN SOMEONE used a BLOCKED loo (no names will be mentioned here but im sure you get the drift PACHA! ;p )we headed back to the crew for a bit, had a few more dance moves "PRETTY GREEN EYES" OOHH LOVING THAT SONG!!
Then headed home on the way almost getting into bitch fight with some drunk chick due to Lanz screaming out at her mate "SOMEONE IGVE THAT GIRL CPR"... oohhhhh so SO funny!!! Best call ever.. Closely followed by "GO EAT SOMETHING YOU HO!

oohh Lordy! why oh WHY do we do it to ourselves!!

Sunday, hung with Lana after much Panadol, headed over to Drewbys place, watched some BB06 that had been taped, then headed over to Jonnos to watch him and Simon run around and tell bad jokes after WAY too many beers! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!

Being sung to by 2 blokes "Tenacious D" - FUCK YOU GENTLY ......on the back of a BEEFED UP Cruiser!! oohh if only we could hear what the people walking past where thinking!

Cruised the the Airport to have a chat with Jonnos mate -ps BEST FROFF EVER goes out to his mate! mmm hot chocolate!!!!!

Got cold rock with the crew, then cruised home!!!

Another weekend gone and its almost Hump day!

and FREW IS HOME IN 24 SLEEPS!!! OOHHH LORDY LOOK OUT FORTITUDE VALLEY!!!!

xoxoxoxo

bring on the Saturday night fever

mmmmmkay!!! This weekend includes -

DINNER
DANCING
HOT BOY
BIRTHDAY PARTIES
STEAM
ICE-HOCKEY
SPICY CHICKEN SALAD
DVDS!

OOHHH YEAH!!!

And possibly a job..... But... UNLIKELY!!

IM A JUNKIE

Well the last 4 days have been consumed with Advil, sipping water through a straw, sleep, Oprah, Meds and frikon Crackers!!! GIVE ME FLAVOR!!!! ANYTHING BUT MORE DRY CRACKERS!!

So if you have not picked up yet (and im not talking about the male kind) I have been flat on my back with the flu... but feeling much chirper and keen to hit the town this weekend! No Booze though.... just keen to hit the floor and pump it up with some new shoes moves! oohh yeah!

Busy at work... as you can see teehee ....... need something exciting to do 2nite... (like last night teehee) **wink wink**

oohhhh SPLENDOR!!! OOHH YEAH!! As of July 21-23rd .... This little pinky will be dancing the weekend away with many MANY other groovas (and hotties oohh yeah) Down at trusty old Byron Bay for the weekend!!!! Grinspoon, Wolfmother, Youthgroup etc!!!!! Kinda like a bigger Woodstock!!! but at the beach!! Going to be BLOODY COLD but im sure hot water bottles will be found... i mean bought!! ;)

xoxoxoxo look after yourselves... and each other - Jerry Springer

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