SEE YOU ALL LATER!!!!

GOING TO MISS YOU.... WILL BE COMING BACK TO OZ THE SIZE OF A HOUSE WITH MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY SHOES, BAGS, WATCHES & PERFUMES!!

xoxoxoxo

2 MORE SLEEPS!!

Well I can HARDLEY BELIEVE IT!!!

Only 2 more times to shut my eyes (other then being on the train) and Lanz and I are JET SETTING off to thailand!!

Tomorrow is going to be the SLOWEST WORKING DAY EVER!!
OOHH LORDY!!!

I cant WAIT for 5pm!! And I think I get to see my Pemmy... and my Nath too tomorrow night!! WHAT COULD BE BETTER!!! My P & my N!!!
LOSER MEL!

Anyway, I was about to SCREAM yesterday!! everyone wanted everything all at once! but had Indian for dinner which made it ALL better!! :)

Anyway, off home tonight to start to wash clothes and pack shit to get onto the plane!
Also try and clean out my car cause it looks and smells like a back street in the valley!

Play with my little Jacki and SLEEP!!! Cause for SOME GOD FORSAKEN reason, I decided to go to a meeting with my work collegues ... a brecky thing.. that started at frikon 7am at the storey bridge hotel!!
the food was GREAT the meeting was a bit "meh" but I was up at 5am!! OH MY GOD!! and from 2am onwards, CONSTANTLY looking at the alarm clock to see IS IT TIME YET???
sheesh!!!!

Anyway, Just had to put it out there... LOVE YOU LONG TIME KYLIE AND EMMY!!!
IT JUST WONT BE THE SAME TRAVELLING OVER TO THAILAND WITHOUT YOU 2 GIRLS!! stace too but she never reads this blog so a BIG LOVE YOU LONG TIME AND PUK PUK GEDEAI to you both!!

and NO getting Bali belly/ thailand belly hey Kylie?? hee hee and NO getting ditched hey Emmy??? hee hee

xoxoxoxoxoxo will blog tomorrow im sure!!!

xxoxoxoxox toodle-loo!!!

"hey wheres my drink!!!!" HEE HEE 

My little jacki!!! :) LONGEST TOUNGE EVER! 

BOOBIES!!! 

Rosey Cheeks!!! WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

I LOVE THIS PHOTO!!!! HAPPY HAPPY MAN!! :) 

Thats Apple Juice hey lanz!! hee hee Getting our bodies ready for the ALCOHOL-CONSUMPTION IN THE UP-COMING WEEK IN THAILAND!! WOOT!!! $1 BEERS! 

who's a sexy bitch then!!!! ;) 

My 2 cuties!!! PINCH MY NIPPLES! 

Ciggy-boong! 

I no complain!! :) 

Brother & Sister Drunken 

FREE CHALKY GOODNESS!! 

PINCH MY NIPPLES!! Now that i have your attention....

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and
the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and
started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's
wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he
also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was
quickly refunded!!

MANFRIEND ALERT!! and one MCDRUNK MC'HOTTIE!!! hee hee 

Drunken shanagains! as usual 

Greek night.... mmmm greekiness! 

Mantes! 

WARNING!!! WARNING!!

Due to the fact that emma has now after months and MONTHS of silence start blogging her little ass off... Its about time for another up date on the useful nothingness of my life at the moment.... involving.. sleeping.. eating.... showering.... drinking.... $hitting..... kissing..... falling..... cooking...... partying..... Travelling.... and most importantly... hanging.... with my friends!! :)

Well im sure by now most of you would know the AWESOME yet terribly sad news that our beloved little fancy pants and slappa Alana is moving to Sydney!
IM GOING TO CRY AND CRY AND CRY AND CRY!!!!!
But its SUCH exciting news at the same time!!

oohh all the emotions!!! where to put them!!! :)

Well have been spending a fair bit of time at my Boys place this week.. watching movies... eating the BEST ice-cream EVER and sleeping!!!!
we watched "the hills have eyes" movie last night.. and note to self emma.. if you have not seen this.. YOU WILL LOVE IT!!
Trust me!!! Its most DISGUSTING movie EVER!!!

Don’t forget im coming to your CLONTARRFF house 2nite for dinner!!! YAY!

gotta fly! heaps to do b4 i knock off at 3pm!! EARLY MARK!! WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

KEEP IT CLEAN!

Parental Weekend

HAPPY FATHERS DAY all you little boys out there!

FRIDAY NIGHT - HOME SWEET HOME!! did SWEET FA! was awesome!
Well apart from my frikon washing and let the oldies know Im still alive after hanging with the BF most of the week... thought I should make some kind of appearance of my existence!
Meanwhile Little Jacki was turning her nose up at me and pointing her ass in my face due to being away from home for so long... moody Dog!!

Anyway Saturday - Got hair done with lanz and did Her work mates hair due to RIVER FIRE which I TOTALLY forgot about! MY BAD!
The cruised over to Nath's Place (Recent Man-Friend Turned Boyfriend)
for a little get together with his parents and brother.
Had a nice BBQ, GREAT dinner... mmm... chickeny.... and then watched the footy and HIT THE CASINO!!! I spent a grand total of $0!! on ANY of the machines etc.. chatted with a few girls about travelling etc then cruised back to the parentals for a snooze and BIG sleep in till 10:30!

SUNDAY - HAPPY FATHERS DAY! YAY!
Went over to Nana's place where HALF my Family where in the kitchen having lunch and laughing over random nothingness!! :)
Watched some Foxtel, Nath came and we drove back to his place where we did a bit of a clean and cooked up a GREAT chicken stir-fry! YIPPEE!

Sunday night watched some DVDs and hit the hay!

MONDAY AND ITS ONLY 11 SLEEPS TILL THAILAND!! YIPPEE!!!
Can’t wait to hit the beaches!!!

BIG BIG BIG FRIDAY NIGHT PLANNED WITH THE I LOVE LAMP SLUT!
teehee love you Lanz!!

PS - I SPEWED ON MY SHOES! I ALMOST SPEWED IN THE CAB BUT DIDNT!
Thanks for the laughs Emz!! hee hee

xoxoxoxooxx